holy cow and wholly chao
It's going to take a while to respond adequately to all the stuff in YOUR response, but in the meantime, I want you to guess who I am. I don't literally mean WHO I am, but just say something about me. I don't know, anything. I want to see if it's correct or close. Literally anything. Heeheeheeheeheeheewheeeee~ (◑‿◐) (I'm in a weird mood.)
Anonymous

Who do I think you are, anon? I’ll give it a try.
I think you’re male, and that you’re my age or slightly younger.
I think that when you “whisper to yourself and whatever else may be listening” you do it utterly without fear, although you occasionally have moments of clarity where you realize that, perhaps, you ought to be worried about what might be listening.
I think you’re a little bit lonely, and usually you like it that way, and I think you’re a little bit reckless.

miss-sakamoto:

haha look at the nerd! where you going with all those books, nerd? you going to the library, geek? hey maybe I’ll come with you, you gross nerd. maybe we’ll read books together lmao. maybe we’ll briefly lock eyes and shyly hold hands, you loser hahaha. check it out guys, poindexter and me are going to tenderly kiss and share our sexual awakenings

Hulu just suggested I watch Supernatural because I watch Buffy.
Fuck you too Hulu.

As much as I hate to admit defeat, I think I might finally have one too many vases of dried flowers in the bedroom.

Thank you for your response. I will address it more fully later. For now, I am not fucking with you, though I do not expect you to believe me. My assurance of this means nothing, given that I am a mysterious stranger. And no, I am not the anon asking for selfies.
Anonymous

Damn, anon, you respond fast.

I have my own tag, how delightful. :D I also have another I question for you: Are you human? No, that's stupid, I misspoke--HOW human are you? On a scale of "keeps a nightlight glowing" to "reasonably afraid and yet sexually attracted to the dark," where do you fall? I'm somewhere around "whispers to myself and anything else that might be listening until light peeks through the curtains." Of course this is an impossible scale. Feel free to disregard it. kthxbai, best regards, etc. :P
Anonymous
I’ve had a god question my humanity, if that answers your question. “Reasonably afraid and yet sexually attracted to the dark” is a perfect way to describe it. I had a response to this vaguely drafted out in my head, but then I asked you the answer to your own question and I think you got me down pretty well:
How human do I think you are? Well, there is something enthralling about you—you’re warm towards those you love and deftly charming. But I see more frightening aspects of your energy, always flitting about in the background or hanging heavily on certain days. Around you there is a vague sense of unease that never really goes away. A feeling that doesn’t necessarily need to be felt by anyone, as strange as that seems. Whether you or those around you regard it, it is there, the essence of discord and tension. The feeling of a violin string pulled tight, about to break, but still holding so much music. Yes, you carry unease about you. But is that what makes you less human than most? Not that alone. You are a perfect otherworldly trope—an androgynous being with unusual features—looking youthful for your age but possessing wisdom. But is THAT what makes you less human than most? Again, no. Not that alone.You feel things that others don’t—feelings that human names and words can never capture. While less human you may be, the fact remains that you are. So you’re in limbo. Drawn to the very things that cause you natural human revulsion or fear. It’s frightening, isn’t it. You’re not even sure what you desire—you need to possess things, entities, that no living human can touch. And you can’t. So now I will answer a question that was never asked. Why am I sending these messages?I needed to know at least a little bit about you. Rarely do I ever wander onto a blog and find myself confronted by such a distinctive type of energy. But while yours is unique, it possesses certain otherworldly elements I’ve grown to recognize in others on the rare occasions they do appear. Perhaps I am creepy or mad, but when I felt those energetic sensations, read your words, saw your face…the odd little energy clusters flitting around ME seemed to hum in content, and I felt I’d glimpsed a face of the sort I saw ELSEWHERE before I was here. This is an incredibly creepy message, and for that I apologize, but I wanted to answer your question to the best of my abilities. You don’t have to answer, but I’m also curious: Can your friends feel it? Your girlfriend? Family? Do they look at your eyes and see icy pools? A beautiful unbelonging? I’m sure I’ve scared you off now. (⌒_⌒;) Adieu.
To answer your question regarding my friends and family, I’m certain they can feel it. I asked my girlfriends this, and her response was akin to “of course I’ve noticed something inhuman in you, but I thought you knew that.” I’ve noticed it myself, of course, but I always chalked it up to having an odd background, or to being an eccentric, to being a witch, or, in my more fantastical thoughts, wondering idly if I’m not perhaps a changeling. Not that it matters now, of course, I have a human life, and am, of course, for all intents and purposes, human. Or at least as human as a witch and someone with my, ah, spiritual leanings can be.
It’s this bit though, that really gets me: “You feel things that others don’t—feelings that human names and words can never capture. While less human you may be, the fact remains that you are. So you’re in limbo. Drawn to the very things that cause you natural human revulsion or fear. It’s frightening, isn’t it. You’re not even sure what you desire—you need to possess things, entities, that no living human can touch. And you can’t." Because you are very, very right. (If you are someone just fucking with me, you’re doing a damn fine job of it. Forgive me for being a bit of a skeptic, but I find skepticism is a necessary tool given the type of work i do, type of things i believe.)
I was amused by your reference to icy eyes - to a Cold Man servant, icy eyed-ness is next to godliness. I’m also interested in your use of “elsewhere.” I’d be very curious for you to elaborate on that.
And of course, I have more questions. Perhaps it’s just vanity, but i’d rather like it if you elaborated on what about me makes you think this way. And, of course, I’d like desperately to know who you are.
You haven’t scared me off at all, just added fuel to the flame of curiosity.
One last thing - you aren’t the same anon who was begging me for selfies, are you?
joltikeon:

hotdog:

Ladies and Gentlemen!!!
It’s July 23, our special day!!!

Excuse me, today is Sasuke Uchiha’s Birthday. That is infinitely more important than some wiener day.

What a weeb.

joltikeon:

hotdog:

Ladies and Gentlemen!!!

It’s July 23, our special day!!!

Excuse me, today is Sasuke Uchiha’s Birthday. That is infinitely more important than some wiener day.

What a weeb.

Anon, the more I think about that answer and the more i reread it, the more I feel it reads like a love letter.